Next stop: entertainment!
Since the MTA is always complaining about budget shortfalls, I’ve come up with an easy way for them to make money: coupling movie advertisements with important train announcements.
“Ladies and gentleman, we’re being held here by our train’s guest dispatcher… Sarah Jessica Parker, now starring in the new Sex and the City movie! Only in theaters!”
“Stand clear of the closing doors, but stand near What Happens in Vegas for non-stop laughs and hilarity, with Ashton Kutcher and Cameron Diaz!”
“Next stop is 42nd Street, Times Square. Or you can exit the train’s doors and see Indiana Jones. Seriously, go see it. That shit’s gonna be good.”
1 month ago