Sharing Time!

"YOU DID NOT BILD YOUR COMPANY ON HOMOSEXUAL PEOPLE! IT WAS BUILD ON FAMILY VALUES!..."

Tue, 08 Jul 2008 21:07:07 -0400

“YOU DID NOT BILD YOUR COMPANY ON HOMOSEXUAL PEOPLE! IT WAS BUILD ON FAMILY VALUES! MAN,WIFE.CHILDREN!MOSTLTY CHILDREN! THEY DON’T COME FROM HOMO PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

- a member of the American Family Association on their boycot of McDonalds (via huffpo)

I love the Internet.

slaughtered: summer project #692 - cook my way through this...

Tue, 08 Jul 2008 20:48:19 -0400

slaughtered:

summer project #692 - cook my way through this book. whole foods, here we come!

wagamama is the best. I proudly wore a wagamama t-shirt (from the London location) all through college. I need to go to Boston soon and visit the outpost there.

I love this picture. I think “aims to please” would...

Tue, 08 Jul 2008 16:27:00 -0400

I love this picture. I think “aims to please” would make for an appropriate caption.

(photo by Peter Murphy)

All kinds of time

Tue, 08 Jul 2008 16:19:11 -0400

I haven’t posted anything yet today. I’d like to say that in lieu of posting I’ve gotten done a mountain of work and have cured male pattern baldness.

Sadly, the work remains undone and men remain painfully bald.

On the bright side, it’s 4:23.

"With the age-old option of sexual conquering removed from the equation, this male faction has been..."

Mon, 07 Jul 2008 17:17:16 -0400

“With the age-old option of sexual conquering removed from the equation, this male faction has been reduced to finding new ways to subjugate women, in order to feel better about themselves. So lately, guys have been trying talk their way into receiving “feelings” instead of fellatio. Because, at the end of the day, they really want their egos stroked more than their dicks.”

- Dudes Today: The Emotional Conquistador Is The New Sexual Conquistador (via sarahchristine)

ur doing it wrong

It’s embarrassing how many times I’ve played Lil Wayne’s “Mr. Carter”...

Mon, 07 Jul 2008 16:41:50 -0400

It’s embarrassing how many times I’ve played Lil Wayne’s “Mr. Carter” over the past few days.

zachklein: The Avett Brothers - Die Die Die They’re are...

Mon, 07 Jul 2008 15:33:39 -0400

zachklein:

The Avett Brothers - Die Die Die

They’re are playing a free show downtown on Wednesday night. I’m going.

Hell yes.

Nevada casinos won just over $1 billion from gamblers in April, the latest figures available, a 5.1...

Mon, 07 Jul 2008 12:36:38 -0400

Nevada casinos won just over $1 billion from gamblers in April, the latest figures available, a 5.1 percent decrease from the same month a year earlier, according to Nevada’s Gaming Control Board.

(via Reuters)

$1B in 1 month is not a bad haul. That means exactly one person left Vegas a winner! Congrats Lydia Schiffer of Des Moines, IA!

Delivery. Men.

Sun, 06 Jul 2008 20:02:40 -0400

I get food delivered to my apartment quite a bit. This happens due to a mixture of laziness and laziness. Mostly I’m just lazy and don’t want to boil water and put stuff in it. In Manhattan, we call this “being normal.”

Anyhow, it struck me as odd in that a city so diverse, I’ve never had my food delivered by a woman! Never ever ever. I’ve been here 5 years.

Why is this? Certainly if women are capable of giving birth, they are capable of riding a bike to my apartment and dropping off a plate of food. I call on you, women of the five boroughs:

Do not delay! Bring me moderately priced Mexican food!*

*I tip well.

I read this over a span of a few months. I enjoyed it, despite...

Sun, 06 Jul 2008 18:56:47 -0400

I read this over a span of a few months. I enjoyed it, despite losing track of everyone’s connections to each other. The characters were so well fleshed out that it kept me from putting it down midway.

I give this book three out of four precocious teenage girl protagonists.

Last year his wife, the actress Marissa Ribisi, gave their daughter the name Tuesday, which was not...

Sun, 06 Jul 2008 15:35:28 -0400

Last year his wife, the actress Marissa Ribisi, gave their daughter the name Tuesday, which was not necessarily Beck’s first choice. “I tried to beat it,” he said. “I came up with Zsa Zsa. I got shot down. It’s up to her. I don’t really have a say.”

(via nytimes)

bullshit: Ceramist Francisco Figueiredo opens a casting mould of...

Sun, 06 Jul 2008 15:24:13 -0400

bullshit:

Ceramist Francisco Figueiredo opens a casting mould of a phallus in his workshop in Chao de Parada, central Portugal June 26, 2008. Husband and wife Francisco and Cassilda Figueiredo are among the last exponents of a traditional Portuguese handicraft — making ornamental ceramic penises. For more than three decades, the couple have carefully shaped thousands of cermaic male organs, moulding them into upright shapes and painting them in life-like colours for export to Germany, France and North America. (via Yahoo! News)

“So, what do you do for a living?”

“Uhh, my job sucks. It’s so gay.”

“You know, I hate when people say stuff like that. Just say, ‘my job sucks’ or ‘I hate my job’. There’s no need to use that language.”

“No, seriously. This job is gayer than you can imagine.”

“Ok. Let’s see if I can imagine the gayest job ever. Tim Gunn Impersonator.”

“Gayer.”

“What?”

“I make molds of penises. Then I spend my days touching huge, oversized dicks.”

“That’s even gayer than the other job I thought of: Star Jones’ Husband.”

"Oh boy, dinnertime! The perfect break between work and drunk."

Sun, 06 Jul 2008 12:22:55 -0400

“Oh boy, dinnertime! The perfect break between work and drunk.”

- Homer Simpson

(via kateheffernan) I know! Thanks for the reminder.

Sat, 05 Jul 2008 18:55:15 -0400

(via kateheffernan)

I know! Thanks for the reminder.

Thanks, BBC America!

Sat, 05 Jul 2008 12:22:00 -0400

BBC America has on demand episodes of The Office. I guess now I know what I’m doing with my day.

In this article on Rush Limbaugh, you’ll learn he’s...

Sat, 05 Jul 2008 11:57:00 -0400

In this article on Rush Limbaugh, you’ll learn he’s kind of a douche. My favorite part is towards the end when the Times reporter teases him about Hannity being more influential.

Worth a read.

Here’s my Portland vidblog. Hope you enjoy.

Fri, 04 Jul 2008 16:08:21 -0400

Here’s my Portland vidblog. Hope you enjoy.

Great Northern - Home Today this song from a year or two ago...

Fri, 04 Jul 2008 00:16:41 -0400

Great Northern - Home

Today this song from a year or two ago came up on the old Music Choice on TV and it reminded me how good it is. Now that I’ve been reminded, I’m passing on the goodness.

Tax sex

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 19:00:01 -0400

I’d like to put on my economist hat for a moment, if I may. Everything is expensive. Gas, food, even a pack of cigarettes is $10 bucks nowadays.

Thankfully, the world’s favorite activity is still free. No, not watching ABC’s hour of hilarity, Wipeout.

It’s fucking! Fucking is still free.

Here’s my bright idea to solve our current economic downturn: tax sex*. Anytime someone wants to put it in someone else, an IRS agent swoops in to collect the new boning tax.

This leads me to even a more brilliant idea: the boner tax. Everytime a man has an erection, he will be taxed one dollar. While writing this sentence, I would’ve cost myself 400 dollars. But it’ll be worth it when all my boners pay the entire cost of the Iraq war. In two days.

Am I right? Ladies?

I’ve done it! I’ve made a dick joke in the context of a horrible and neverending war. I feel good about myself now. And on that note, happy 4th America!

*Holy fucking shit, a Democratic legislator from Rhode Island legitimately proposed a sex tax in 1971.

ianlee: Lee, I started getting your mail. wtf? Stop stealing...

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 13:59:01 -0400

ianlee:

Lee, I started getting your mail.

wtf?

Stop stealing my mail! That shit is mail fraud!